I caught it!
Timbuktu and Play Dates
The five-year-old is she, I am I:
She: So, where do you live?
I: I live right over by the hospital.
She: No, we're still pretending!
I: OH! Well, I live in Timbuktu.
She: Really? So do I!
I: You live in Timbuktu?
She: Yeah. I think we live in the same apartment building.
I: I live in the one with the green door.
She: Do you have any kids?
I: Yes, I have seven kids.
She: Oh. I have forty-eight.
I: How old is your oldest kid?
She: He's 32. Yours?
I: She's 14.
She: We should arrange a play date.
...
She: So, where do you live?
I: I live right over by the hospital.
She: No, we're still pretending!
I: OH! Well, I live in Timbuktu.
She: Really? So do I!
I: You live in Timbuktu?
She: Yeah. I think we live in the same apartment building.
I: I live in the one with the green door.
She: Do you have any kids?
I: Yes, I have seven kids.
She: Oh. I have forty-eight.
I: How old is your oldest kid?
She: He's 32. Yours?
I: She's 14.
She: We should arrange a play date.
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